My name is Mark Kaplowitz. I am a humor writer and blogger. I grew up on New York’s Long Island wanting to write humorous personal essays, but I needed some life experience first. So I worked at a convenience store, studied economics, played beer pong, lived as an Orthodox Jew, went to law school, got married, and moved to New York’s Capital Region, around the block from my in-laws. I now spend most of my time washing sippy cups and changing diapers.
With plenty of material, I started writing essays about my experiences, such as these pieces that were published in the Times Union. I also started this blog, at schlabadoo.wordpress.com, that reflects on those bygone days when people wrote on paper, garbage was not sorted, and containers could be opened by ordinary humans. For a while it was listed by WordPress.com as a Recommended Blog, under Culture. Now, these earlier posts are available in an ebook that I published on Amazon, When Cameras Used Film.
The editors at WordPress also selected the following three posts to be Freshly Pressed. To a blogger, this is like being king for a day. Or in my case, a king for three days. I used to link to the posts, but Amazon’s terms of service prohibit my offering the posts anywhere other than in the Amazon ebook I published. So to read these and my other most popular posts, you’ll have to shell out 99 cents or whatever outrageous amount they’re charging these days.
Remember When Cameras Used Film? (1/19/2011)
Remember When You Could Bring Lip Gloss on an Airplane? (3/7/2011)
Remember When There Was Only One Type of Post-It Note? (7/25/2012)
I also wrote a guest post about Z. Cavaricci pants for the Life and Times of Gen X, hosted by Clay Morgan. And I wrote “My First Grade Teacher Must Have Had Stock in Crayola” for Lessons From Teachers and Twits, hosted by Renée Schuls-Jacobson.
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Your most humble servant,